[alarm clock sounding] Time for boating school. Let her rip, Gary. Ah. Ta-da! Not bad, partner in crime. The toast could have been
a little darker though. See you later. Hey SpongeBob. Wanna go jellyfishing? Sorry Patrick, I can’t.
I have school today. What am I supposed to do all
day while you’re at school? I don’t know.
What do you normally do when I’m gone? Wait for you to get back. Wait a second, Patrick.
Why don’t you come to school with me? Hey, that’s a great idea. You and me in school together
as classmates. Think about it! Wow. ♪ Road, road, road, road ♪ ♪ Road, road ♪ ♪ When I’m on the road ♪ ♪ Road, road ♪ ♪ I see stuff going by ♪ ♪ Road ♪ ♪ When I’m on the road ♪ ♪ Road, road ♪ ♪ I got a bug in my eye ♪ ♪ Road, road ♪ ♪ When I’m on the road ♪ ♪ Road, road ♪ ♪ Looks like clear skies ahead ♪ ♪ Road, road ♪ ♪ When I’m on the road ♪ ♪ Road, road ♪ ♪ Please stop touching my head ♪ ♪ Road, road, road, road ♪ ♪ Let’s all sing the road song ♪ ♪ I wanna sing it all day long ♪ ♪ Let’s all sing the road song ♪ ♪ Let’s all sing ♪ ♪ Along ♪ Um, anybody know any
other good road tunes? Brace yourself Patrick. I’m about to introduce you to the greatest
academic thrill ride of your lifetime. [laughing] And no line. Behold, Patrick. The hallway of learning. And here’s the fountain of learning. And these are the lockers of learning. And these are the stairs of
learning, right? No they’re just the stairs. These are the stairs of learning. Where is everyone? I don’t know. Home, probably. Class doesn’t start till nine. 6:20? But I thought
you said you were late. Late for being early. Hey. When did I start wearing a watch? And now for the room with the most class. The classroom. [gasping] And here’s the chalkboard. It’s the ladle that helps us drink
from the fountain of knowledge. [gasping] And those drinks are recorded
here, on the good noodle board. Huh? Oh, sorry. [gasping] Attendance. Penmanship. Basic desk sanitation.
Advanced desk sanitation. I’ll add your name so you can start
collecting good noodle stars too. There you are. Look at all the stars you have. I’ll never be that good. Oh Patrick, I’m just like everyone
else, no matter how many stars I have. [clearing throat] 74. Who said that? Hello class. My name is Mrs. Puff. And the only reason I say that is
because I see we have a new student. Young man, why don’t you stand
up and introduce yourself? Who’s the fat kid talking to? You Patrick, she’s the teacher. Oh. Come on now, tell the class your name.
Don’t be nervous. Uh. Uh. We just want to know your name. Uh…uh…uh! Uh. 24! [all laughing] Oh, great, another genius. [laughing] Yeah. Why are they laughing? I guess it’s just in the timing. Oh. [laughing] Today’s first lesson will be on turning. 24. [both giggling] – Hey, Patrick.
– What? I thought of something funnier than 24. Let me hear it. 25. [both laughing] That’s enough! Young man, this is your first day,
so I’ll let you off with a warning. As for you, SpongeBob, I expect more
from a good noodle. Pay attention. Yes, Mrs. Puff. Everyone, put down your books, because it’s time to pick out
the hall monitor of the day! Let’s see here. This week’s hall monitor will be Bart,
Jimmy, no, no, Tina, Ralph, mm… [gasping] SpongeBob. [chair screeching] It’s Jimmy! Jimmy’s the hall monitor. Mrs. Puff, I’ve done it already! [chair screeching] Oh. Phil? No way, Mrs. Puff. [chair screeching] Uhh, Tina, you’re the hall monitor. Hey, I’ve done it three times already! [chair screeching] – B…uh…B-Beth!
– She graduated! Henry?! Vera?! Clayton?! [chair screeching] [sighing] All right, I guess I have no choice. [gulping] The hall monitor of the day is… [sighing] SpongeBob. Yahoo! Hall monitor SpongeBob
reporting for duty, ma’am! I am ready to assume my position…
in the hall! I will protect all that are weak…
in the hall! All rules will be enforced… in the hall! Okay! Just take the hat and belt. I can’t accept that yet, ma’am.
First, I have to make my speech. You can’t make this easy, can you? Classmates! Who am I to
deserve such a great honor? Why, I would be nothing without Mrs. Puff. Give me a break. And to my public,
all I can say is I’m touched. And furthermore,
I will carry out my duties… Crime and punishment,
punishment and crime… in the hall! Which reminds me of an
extremely long speech written by the greatest
hall monitor of all time. Friends, students, juvenile
delinquents, lend me your ears. [snoring] In conclusion, and without a moment
to spare, I will put on this uniform and assume my duties as… hall monitor! Wish me luck, Mrs. Puff! Oh, and I will be re– [bell ringing] SpongeBob SquarePants,
I hereby sentence you and your friend… to detention! Detention!? May Neptune have mercy on your souls. [bell ringing] In one day, I’ve gone from
Good Noodle to Bad Egg. It’s all Stupid Patrick’s fault. I hate you, Patrick. I hate you more. I’d hate you no matter what. Yeah, well, I’d hate you
even if I didn’t hate you. I’d hate you even if that made sense. I’d hate you even if you were me.
That’s how much I hate you. I’d hate you, even if, uhh… Um, I’d hate you even if the light
bulb keeping Roger alive went out. [flickering] Huh? Oh… Hmph. Oh… Mmmm… I’m sorry I
called you a stupid star! I’m sorry I got you in trouble and
got you moved to the back of the class and got your Good Noodle Star
removed and shot the spitballs… I’m sorry your apology is so long! Me too! Let’s save Roger! I’ll keep him warm and you get a
light bulb from the supply closet. Ahh. Light bulb! But why does it have to be so far away? [yodeling] [horn playing] I’m coming, SpongeBob! Oh, where’s Patrick? Aw, forget it. I’ve got to go find Roger some warmth. The light bulb!
Without its warmth, Roger will die! Roger! Without him,
the light bulb will have nothing to warm! We did it, Patrick! We saved Roger’s life! I’m ready. I’m ready. I’m ready. – I’m ready. I’m ready. I’m ready.
– I’m ready. I’m ready. I’m ready. – I’m ready. I’m ready. Huh?
– I’m ready. I’m ready. I’m ready. Well, back to the ol’ grind. Well, back to the ol’ grind. Forgot my hat. Uh, me, too. Whoa. Whoa. [whistling] [both whistling] – Whew.
– Whew. [laughing] Dropped my spatula. Uhh, me, too. [sizzling] Ow! Aha! – You’re copying me!
– Yes. Why are you doing that? So I can win an award like you. Well, it’s annoying, so stop it! Stop it. – Say, you’re good.
– Thanks. – Ha! Darn.
– Ha! Darn. Mary had a little lamb
whose fleece was white as… – pickled fish lips!
– pickled fish lips! – Sea weavle.
– Sea weavle. – Gorgy smorgy.
– Gorgy smorgy. At least I’m safe inside my mind. At least I’m safe inside my mind. [both screaming] [metal screeching] Oh, the gym looks wonderful. Well, I guess the first
thing we should do is… [camera flashing] Yay! My first prom picture! Uh-uh-uh… our first prom picture. Let’s get this over with. All right you invertebrates,
I’m gonna teach you how to do The Sponge. ♪ Well, first you take your leg
And you stick it in the air ♪ ♪ And then you take the other one
And jam it right up there ♪ ♪ You twist yourself around
And give a great big lunge ♪ ♪ Now you’re doin’ The Sponge. Huh,
Do The Sponge, Sponge, oh do The Sponge ♪ ♪ Beat your buns you’re doin’ The Sponge ♪ ♪ Well now, first you take your leg
And you stick it in the air ♪ ♪ And then you take the other one
And jam it right up there ♪ Meep, meep. Get lost, pizza topping!
Can’t you see I’m doing the Sponge? ♪ And give a great big lunge ♪ ♪ Now you’re doin’, yeah,
Now you’re doin’ The Sponge ♪ ♪ All right now yeah ♪ ♪ Now do The Sponge, Sponge,
Oh do The Sponge ♪ ♪ Before you know
You’re taking the plunge ♪ ♪ I said The Sponge,
Sponge, oh do The Sponge ♪ ♪ Beat your buns you’re doin’ The Sponge ♪ ♪ Yeah beat your buns
You’re doin’ The Sponge ♪ ♪ Oh yeah well, You’re doin’ The Sponge ♪ ♪ I said The Sponge,
Sponge, oh do The Sponge ♪ ♪ Yeah do The Sponge,
Sponge, oh do The Sponge ♪ They love us! Yay! We’re popular! [angry crowd complaining] Go wreck someone else’s prom, will ya?